The local "sketch" artist...work of art

So, I'm reading the paper like every morning and I also shoot right over to the central NJ section, police briefs to play "who do I know that got in trouble today"

http://thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070905/NEWS010302/709050377/1005/NEWS01

I see this sketch for a attempted kidnapping suspect.























Come on...that is HORRIBLE. I don't think there is a person on the planet that looks like that. I wonder if the kidnap victim was just fucking with the sketch artist to see what kind of goofy picture he could come up with.

Somewhere....out there....there is a kid laughing his ass off...