Never was there a day I was more proud to be a New Jersian.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/17/jail.escape.ap/index.html?eref=rss_us

Otis (couldn't think of a cooler escaped convict name), Jose, if you read this on the Lamb...feel free to email me for my address to hide out for Christmas...I make a kick-ass turkey chili and have porn. Well deserved sirs, well deserved.

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Chicken evades roadkill fate

SOUTH BRUNSWICK: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Or more precisely, why didn't he make it across the road?

That's the question South Brunswick police were asking at about 9 a.m. Thursday when they received a report of a chicken lying in the middle of Timothy Avenue near Nancy Street.

Animal-control officers and police responded to the scene and quickly determined that the chicken, whose identity has not been released, belonged to a Henderson Road resident who is known to have several chickens on his property.

"It was easy to figure it out," said detective Jim Ryan. "There aren't that many chickens in town."

The owner was not home at the time the chicken flew the coop, so it is unknown how it left the property. The chicken appeared to have suffered an injury and is recuperating at home.

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Hit a guy over the head with a bottle lands you 25k bail and jail. "Allegedly" throw "something" "maybe" at a cop get 100k bail.

Take a look at Todays Local Home News Tribune - Police Blotter.

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